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LETTER — The Loompaa Letter

The weekly read for D2C founders who hate fluff.

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WHAT IT IS

The newsletter agenciesdon't want you to read.

The Loompaa Letter is a weekly email for D2C founders and e-commerce operators. It covers the things that actually move revenue — not the things that get retweeted at marketing conferences. Every issue has three things and three things only.

The Insight

One thing about e-commerce growth, performance marketing, or brand building that we learned this week. Written from the factory floor, not from a case study.

The Number

One data point that changes how you should think about your business. Could be an industry stat, a benchmark, or something from a client account (anonymised).

The Hot Take

One opinion we hold that most agencies would be too scared to say out loud. We publish it anyway.

PAST TOPICS

What we've already covered.

Issue 14

Why your ROAS is lying to you

Blended ROAS hides where the actual efficiency problem is. Here's the breakdown that shows the truth.

Issue 11

The 25% RTO problem no one talks about

One in four orders is coming back. The math of what that actually costs your margin — and the three things that fix it.

Issue 09

Progressive overload for your ad account

Athletes add weight every week. Why most brands run the same creative for 3 months and wonder why ROAS drops.

Issue 07

The agency model is broken. Here's what we replaced it with.

The performance guarantee, the 48-hour live commitment, and why the retainer model doesn't align anyone's interests.

Issue 05

Why your Welcome Flow is your most valuable asset

The first 7 days after a customer subscribes determines their LTV. Most brands send one email and forget.

Issue 03

The Quick Commerce opportunity most D2C brands are missing

Blinkit and Zepto aren't just distribution. They're discovery channels. Here's how the top brands are using them.

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